PepsiCo Sucks

Why do big corporations always buy good products and then try their best to ruin them?

I'm a big fan of Tropicana orange juice. It's a great product, but yesterday I went to the store to buy some and the shelf was filled with this garbage...

I just want ORANGE JUICE. I don't need all these wacky additives and chemicals. Luckily they still sell normal orange juice, but yesterday the "Grovestand" variety was sold out which kind of pissed me off.

Why do corporate marketing goons and pointy haired CEOs feel they need to "improve" everything. They already had a great product. Who buys this stuff anyway??

What's next? Tropicana with St. John's wart and Ginko Biloba? Tropicana with Red Bull? "Atkin's diet Tropicana" with liquified pork fat? How about "Tropicana Cold and Flu" with Robitussin?

Sounds yummy!